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Of Possible Futures Chapter 1

"Hey man, you 'kay?" Asked a calm, but moderately concerned male voice with an average pitch. "...I dunno yet, gimme a minute." I groaned, checking myself over. Finding nothing wrong, short of a headache, I glanced around for the other guy, but I couldn't see anything past my hand in the dark room. "So, what brings you down here?" I attempted to make conversation while waiting for the headache to subside. "Just checking around for some usable machine parts," The man said, "I had no idea anybody would live in here, dude." "Eh, the price was right, but the view could use a little work," I responded, "...Wait, if yo

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Of Possible Futures Chapter 2"Wait, we're leaving the truck down here?" I asked, while Haluk backed it into a vehicle storage space, only a few feet away from a small empty alcove, and a narrow staircase leading outside, "Why not use one of the large entrances?" "I would, dude," He said, while checking his position, "But we can't get through them anymore. A saboteur blasted 'em all shut to keep us away form the resources down here." He hopped out, and I followed him out of the space. "Lucky me, I managed to get this truck down here before any of that." He closed a sliding gate in front of the storage, then I heard him latch some kind of lock. "Aren't you afra Of Possible Futures Chapter 2
in Science Fiction on 12/30/05

Of Possible Futures Chapter 1"Hey man, you 'kay?" Asked a calm, but moderately concerned male voice with an average pitch. "...I dunno yet, gimme a minute." I groaned, checking myself over. Finding nothing wrong, short of a headache, I glanced around for the other guy, but I couldn't see anything past my hand in the dark room. "So, what brings you down here?" I attempted to make conversation while waiting for the headache to subside. "Just checking around for some usable machine parts," The man said, "I had no idea anybody would live in here, dude." "Eh, the price was right, but the view could use a little work," I responded, "...Wait, if yo Of Possible Futures Chapter 1
in Science Fiction on 8/7/05

A Date Gone Sadly AwryThis ice cream is half-melted and bland, The vendor didn't speak English, But you said you wanted to eat in the park, So here we are.
You wanted to sit on the grass. And wouldn't you know it, I found a pile of crap In a park devoid of dogs.
Well this is bloody wonderful, My hay fever's getting worse.
But your smile makes it tolerable. Somewhat.
The birds are dive-bombing me, Stray cats are gnawing at my heels, I've discovered a new level of lactose intolerance from that ice cream, But, at least you seem to be enjoying yourself. &nbs A Date Gone Sadly Awry
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Two years and two days

Journal Entry: Fri Dec 30, 2005, 1:49 AM

If someone told me when I signed up that I would be back where I started in two years, I probably would have looked at them kind of funny and done it all anyway.
When I logged on to DA on Dec. 28, 2003, I got OPF up to chapter 2.
On Dec. 30, 2005, I'm getting OPF up to chapter 2.
What happened?

I got better, and I did something that an unfortunately large number of internet writers won't. I went back and completely redid everything. I happen to be one of the folks that prefers quality over quickness. (Which is really no excuse for me to take 5 months to write one chapter)

I'll be uploading chapter 2 within minutes of this post, so by the time you get this in your inbox I'll already have it up. Chapter 3 doesn't stand to take as long as 2 did, because I already have a significant amount of it planned out ahead of time (something I hadn't really done for the last two), and my next quarter at college will be lighter on the homework than the last couple were.

However, I still refuse to give out a deadline.

Also, you may notice that I removed the old versions of Of Possible Futures as well as The Reality Benders. OPF is currently being reworked, obviously, and TRB will be reworked, once I get OPF done. (OPF, by the way, looks to be a 16-18 chapter affair.)

As for the new year... Who knows? I could complete ten chapters, or I might only do two.
We'll just have to wait and see on that one.

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Current Age: 17
Current Residence: Tacoma (check a map)
Interests: History, writing, gaming, and humor.
Favourite movie: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Favourite band or musician: Weird Al Yancovic
Favourite genre of music: Video Game Remix, Parodies, 80s
Favourite artist: Ian Jones-Quartey, Apothy (she's on DA)
Favourite poet or writer: John Steinbeck, Isaac Asimov, J.R.R Tolkien, and Robert A. Heinlein.
MP3 player of choice: WinAmp (It really whips the llama's ass)
Shell of choice: 3DNA
Favourite game: EarthBound, Seiken Densetsu 3, FF Tactics Advance, FF8
Favourite gaming platform: CiderPress (a comp of my own construction)
Tools of the Trade: WordPad (So I can take a file and put it on any computer), and Notepad (Italics? Bah, who needs 'em)

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*Jigokuko

Sep 26, 2006, 6:27:09 PM

Hi there! Just popping by to say 'hi' to all my oldest watchers. Have a good one!

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"What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?" - Zapp Brannigan

~kibatails

Apr 10, 2005, 6:54:24 PM

heh heh, danke ^^ good to hear from you too, my dear.

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my brain hurts!

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it really does... o.o;

~Sal-Berzerker

Apr 9, 2005, 10:02:39 PM

I can't believe I missed seeing you come back! ^_^; Ah well, just goes to show what happens when I don't log in for too long.

Good to see ya back, by the by.

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"Sir," The insulted crowd belted out, "You don't look bad."
CAPSLOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME

~kibatails

Mar 31, 2005, 7:02:00 AM

hello there. i come in peace. to say 'hello!' and 'howarya?' and 'h'ray!' and all the other 'h' words. oh, and

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my brain hurts!

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it really does... o.o;

`yokom

Aug 28, 2004, 5:12:34 PM

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~Shintot

Jul 10, 2004, 11:03:53 PM

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~indiochink

Jul 10, 2004, 10:53:02 PM

Thanks for faving FFTA: Deviant Cosplay!

~fourdaysfromnow

Jul 6, 2004, 11:53:46 AM

thanks for adding my work to your favorites! I hope you like them!

~Tenryou

Jun 26, 2004, 7:02:31 PM

Heh... a bit late but thanks for the devwatch! n_n really, thanks!

~bodka

May 28, 2004, 2:37:52 AM

hey bro thanks a lot for the

eheeheh

it means a lot for me

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~wally

May 25, 2004, 6:38:22 PM

thanks for the comments, chap

=mechangel2002

May 24, 2004, 5:46:58 PM

Keep on writin, boy! And Thaaaaank you for comin' to my page!

~Sal-Berzerker

Apr 8, 2004, 3:11:37 PM

200! W00t w00t!

I'm gettin' pop-u-lar! (sort of)

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"Sir," The insulted crowd belted out, "You don't look bad."
CAPSLOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME

~botcherby

Apr 8, 2004, 2:50:53 PM

thanks for the stalk. I stalked ya first

waaaaaa... bye

oh teh randomness

~babymint34

Apr 6, 2004, 10:04:57 AM

Dude, thanks for the

's for Lerd of the Rings. If you liked them that much *cough* more is on the way *cough cough*

But nice gallery you have here. I like your story, keep it up!

~agent-sarah6

Apr 1, 2004, 1:23:36 AM

I'm only popular because kind people like you comment on my work and feature me in their journal entries. Thank you so much.

Maybe one of these days I'll actually have the time to sit down and absorb some of your work.

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Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray
Oh yeah...I bought it on eBay
Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox
Wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks
Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre
Found it on eBay

~apothy

Mar 7, 2004, 2:21:44 PM

YAY chapter three is coming along.

can't wait! thanks for putting me in your journal! excited to read what else you have been writing. see yah!

~Sal-Berzerker

Feb 28, 2004, 2:06:31 PM

~Sal-Berzerker
Sam
is a Science Fiction Writer
is Male
is a deviant since Dec 28, 2003, 9:22 PM
has 100 pageviews
is located in United States
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100! Whoo!

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"Sir," The insulted crowd belted out, "You don't look bad."
CAPSLOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME

~apothy

Feb 26, 2004, 11:32:34 PM

yup

~Sal-Berzerker

Feb 26, 2004, 11:20:51 PM

Oh, okay!

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"Sir," The insulted crowd belted out, "You don't look bad."
CAPSLOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME

~apothy

Feb 26, 2004, 11:20:03 PM

Well thank you for DevWatching me first

much appriciated

~apothy

Feb 26, 2004, 11:18:45 PM

that big, long list of things right above the comments seems more like an interview than a questionaire to me, because of all the questions that people don't usually ask. well at least not me.